mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

[source: ruinedchildhood]
[source: emptysmile]

wolfpacey:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

This has just made my night, well more so early morning.
Love it.

3,033,325
[source: youtube.com]
Hey TJ, every time I try to shove a banana up my butt, it breaks apart and gets all mushy. Yet you managed to fit a banana into your ass so perfectly. How do I shove a banana up my ass as gracefully and elegantly as you do?
-Anonymous

amazingatheist:

You need a newer banana. One that’s still a little green. 

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

image

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

[source: offlcer]
[source: 2gagthefag]
[source: mastertex38]
[source: thebluthcompany]
eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past
perhaps
a link to his past

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

[source: giritina]

cambaws:

GRATAYTA HAHAHAHAHA

[source: vine.co]
outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

[source: outerspacecake]

invisiblelad:

perpetual reblogging

[source: itdoesabitthough]

postracialcomments:

People trying to go home, get detained

[source: postracialcomments]

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

[source: kikuchimoa]
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